Get The Tarps Out!

Just a week after King Felix flirted with a no-hitter in Boston, Chicago's Mark Buerhle has tossed a no-no against the Texas Rangers. Buerhle had a horrendous second half last year and started 2007 off by taking a line drive to the forearm, so needless to say, this is a bit of a surprise.

I'm not sure what the White Sox to do reward this sort of thing, but the least they can do for Buerhle is let him resume his favorite baseball activity: using the tarp as a slip and slide during rain delays. Do the right thing, Kenny Williams.