Saturday, January 14, 2006

Hair Scare!

Jimmy Johnson, the man with the famously sculpted hair, is now rocking the "messy look" popularized by the likes of Brad Pitt. Needless to say, it is shocking. He used to have that mop plastered to his dome, now he looks like je just rolled out of bed. Insanity! Forget the games, this is the biggest new of the day. I guess Mel Kiper now stands alone as the hair sculpture MVP. (And yes, I mainly posted this so I could write the ridiculous title "hair scare." Now I know what it feels like to write for ESPN.)


Anonymous said...

He looked like he was due for an American Idol tryout.

Jeff Dritz said...

My friend and I turned in midway through the show and presumed he had lost a bet. Seriously.