tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11450263.post114504929285009301..comments2023-11-03T03:46:33.857-05:00Comments on Section F Sports: Zambrano Loses His MindAdam Hoffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12575786328320517798noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11450263.post-1145150629652991082006-04-15T20:23:00.000-05:002006-04-15T20:23:00.000-05:00Zambrano's unpredicability is what makes him so mu...Zambrano's unpredicability is what makes him so much fun to watch. You could visibly see him self-destruct on Thursday, dooming the Cubs (though the game would have been saved if Dusty Baker had just pinch-hit with Michael Barrett, the "best hitter in the National League," according to the drunk abusive father sitting a couple rows back). Zambrano's craziness keeps other people in check. His wins rarely get blown by relievers. Once he's been removed from the game, he sharpens his shivs at the front of the dugout, just to let the relievers know what will happen to them if they blow his lead. This is why the Cubs had to trade LaTroy Hawkins; Zambrano stabbed him in the stomach.Jeff Dritzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14931073490721414384noreply@blogger.com